"Target: Chuck Norris - Pennsylvania teens arrested after teacher finds hit list targeting actor Chuck Norris"

Found this little blurb on FoxNews.com. How could someone put Chuck Norris on a hit list? What did he ever do? He would have definitely kicked that teens ass. Its just funny seeing his face in a little box on the screen haha right next to Jenna "Zombie Stripper" Jameson and Al Gore's "Hot Wheels." The news is great sometimes.